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Tuesday, July 17, 2012

How to Vapor Lock a Telemarketer

I used to be really bent when telemarketers called. I got over it using this tried and true formula.



















Oh, its fun too! 

Phone person (PP): "Hello Sir we are conducting a survey in your area and would like to ask you a few questions." 

Me: I would be more than happy to do so, what is the remuneration for my information (you must say this really, really happy like to be totally effective)?

PP: "This will not take long, etc."

Me: Well you are getting paid to work the phone, your company is going to sell this information to someone or you would not be at that phone. I am willing to supply my information, how much are you going to pay me for it? *blink, blink*, smiling. 

To be totally effective at this again, this must be said in the most cheerful happy voice you have. I don't have much of one, but the results are worth it. 

PP: (Brain vapor lock has occurred) "Thank you for your time Sir". 

Me: Have a nice day! 

What's fun is to see how long they want to play the game! 

  

16 comments:

  1. I'll have to remember that :-)

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    1. YMMV, but I do find some time to amuse myself!

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  2. I am *definitely* going to try that next time the Caller ID shows a number I would normally just let ring!

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  3. Hm. I may have to answer my "telemarketer phone" just to do that.

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  4. I just let my kids answer the phone. Nothing stops a telemarketer faster than hearing "I don't know, I'm a kid!"...

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    1. Now that is a luxury I don't have. That would be equally effective in my opinion!

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  5. You have far more patience than I.

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    1. I don't do it all the time and view it as parlor games.

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  6. @ProudHillbilly: That's why we got rid of our land line.

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    1. LOL! You will curse the lack of a land line when the cell tower has no power! (Note to self. Stop, relax, the Bell System is done. Get over it.)

      Ok dude! I'm cool with it!

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  7. HAH!
    I just tried this on what CallerID said was an "Unavailable" 800 number.
    He hung up on me!
    Gee...wonder if this'll get me put on some government list?

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