What a wonderful device! It has multiple functions! I did not know that it could serve as it did today.
Long time blog readers know I have had it out for some time. So doorbell rings today and although all of the ROE's are standing, a young campaign volunteer wants to know if they could put a sign in my yard for an incumbent State Senator. I looked at the young lady and pointed behind her to the above. Just like Holy Water to a vampire she backed up and said: "You are one of them!" and retreated quite quickly!
Wow, what a great multifunction tool! Shame she did not have the acumen to tell me why I should vote for her chosen candidate.