Nomenclature Change!

In honor of the conversation going on here, there has been a nomenclature change at stately manor. This:

Shall no longer be known as a "Smith and Wesson M&P VTAC 9mm Pistol". All obelisks and pylons with this reference shall be stricken. The name will never be spoken here again.

Henceforth the correct nomenclature shall be: "plastic 9mm bullet hose". 

So let it be written, so let it be done!