So today during lunch I amble off to the mall. I go to the department store that was founded here to get some cologne. First problem, they doubled the size of it and I am now making laps trying to find "men's fragrances". I found it and grabbed what I was looking for.
So here comes the stylishly dressed "sales associate" to help. I told her I found what I needed and we went to a register. 55 BUCKS? AMERICAN? Really? What the hell is this 1.7 ounces of stuff made out of? Unicorn sweat? I know its hard nowadays to capture one with the whole virgin thing needed to do so but really?
I better really smell great with this stuff on, velvet ropes should part and champagne fall from the sky when I break this out!
My sales associate however brightened up and exclaimed: "There is a gift with purchase!" Whoo Hooo! My lucky day as she was pretty enough.... Oh no wait. My bad. Here is the gift:
Oh yippee! A crap canvas bag (might be useful for the small stuff at the range), and some other stuff.
Considering I normally smell like this stuff, perhaps I should stay out of the department stores?
The wife says Hoppe's Number 9 is my cologne... and I say if you can find a gal that will put up with it... keep her... and both will save you a few bucks... ;-)
ReplyDeleteDann in Ohio
Good advice Dann!
DeleteThe women in my house prefer Hoppe's. YMMV.
ReplyDeleteMy mileage....well we won't go there, LOL!
DeleteProbably... and at that price, definitely!!!
ReplyDeleteRoger That NFO!
DeleteJust stick with the Hoppe's. And you should take my advice, a complete stranger at the gas station today told me that I've got it goin' on.
ReplyDeleteI will take your advice Jennifer!
DeleteYou should have told sales associate that the gift would make a good range bag. ;)
ReplyDeleteI'm sure I would have gotten a blank stare!
DeleteHonestly, Keads (and you can ask Odysseus for confirmation on this)...I really prefer the Hoppe's over most other scents.
ReplyDeleteHeroditus- I will keep that in mind! Welcome!
DeleteI love the smell of gun cleaning time...however, this place may save you money - I selected 5 different scents to try and, frankly, the generous sample bottles will last a long while. http://luckyscent.com/
ReplyDeleteReally good descriptions can help limit your selection and you don't have to spend the twice (sometimes thrice) what you did only to not like it...
And if I may be so bold? Creed's Silver Mountain Water is the best scent - period.
LauraB- Thanks for the link and recommendation! Coming from you it has great import.
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