So here at stately manor we receive a document from the Tax assesor. Here it is in all of its glory:
First, you addresed the envelope to me and yet refer to me on this letter as "Customer"?!?!? No, I'm not a customer, just someone that must meet your convoluted demands for more paper work to maintain a lower tax rate on a 42 year old car! If I do not, you will run some random number generator and decide what the car is worth and tax me on that amount.
Second, what the hell is a "Personal Property Sr. Specialist"? I would LOVE to see the job description for that!
Third, I'm not a "Past Owner" or "New Owner". I'm a CURRENT owner!
I do love the fact that the form I am supposed to fill out asks for the VIN number AND A COPY OF THE TITLE! Earth to .gov. The VIN is on the title! Second, I am to report the current odometer reading. Gee, you want the original odometer reading that is sitting on a shelf in the garage or the one I put in the car back in 1984? LOL! I proudly reported a mileage of 90K and some change. Throw another 200K on top of that and you might be getting close.